Jimmy's Sunglasses: A short story

Funny thing happened the other day. I pulled off my $30 glasses to clean them on my jersey, and the lens shattered. Damn. After looking online at a couple I decided on a pair of Rudy Project's. The next day I drove down to Iowa City to visit the fine folks at Iowa City Medical. They hooked me up with the pair I wanted, and in 45 minutes I was on the bike. I could really tell I was a lot faster. Not. At least they look cool.
Clear Lake race tomorrow. It will be a hot one for sure, temps in the 90's and humid. Who wants to be my domestique?