Thursday, April 3, 2008

SO, my girlfriend was going to come to the race next weekend but now she can't because my parents decided to do something else and so they can't drive not that i want them to but this time i do because if they don't drive she can't go because her parents think we will have sex and then she will get pregnant and then i will crash the car because i'm a bad driver because i'm a teenager/alcoholic and we will die. they're both being perfectly logical but it still pisses me off cuz my hormones are out of control!

4 comments:

Unknown said...

WAIT SO YOU ARENT GOING TO BE AT THE RACE!!!

Jimmy its Finchford

Anonymous said...

Oral sex won't get your girlfriend pregnant ;)

Chad Bishop said...

Hormones? I knew you must be doing steroids and juicing with Testosterone boosters or something to have gotten so go so fast...

I like your racing, and congrats on a strong finish saturday in altoona. I do, however hope that you start to gain some weight, so you aren't as quick up the hills.

later.

Unknown said...

Dude that sucks...why didn't you?? what did they say