Friday, November 30, 2007

Facebook is the devil

Its ironic that when you type in "down with Facebook" into Google, the first ten results that come up are not interested in the downage of facebook. Most of them are actually links to facebook itself.

55 million people have facebook! Most of the people reading this have facebook! And to do what? Spend endless hours filling out stupid interviews that are addictive but no one reads. Write about all the music and tv shows and join groups about saving the environment while using electrically heated keyboard. Write about how you (yeah you) spend too much time on facebook (thats intelligent). I don't care that you like coldplay! I don't that you like penguins! I don't care that you're currently bored! NEITHER DOES ANY ONE ELSE!!!!! And I most definitely don't care that it was the most terrible thing in the world when you spilled catsup on your shoes! You obviously haven't walked around western Sudan lately. Facebook isn't creating a broader social unity. It's creating a society with senseless priorities, non existent virtue, impertinent banter and worthless information.

IF YOU GET FACEBOOK YOU WILL DIE

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

IF YOU GET A BLOG YOU WILL DIE!!!

Anonymous said...

I agree and disagree with every thing you're trying to say. Isn't a blog just a face book with longer rants? I totally agree with you that face book is totally point less. Why do i want to talk to a person on face book if i don't want to talk that person in real life "blah Blah Blah has sent you a friend request" Fuck you You Probably don't even know my last name.

Anonymous said...

Your blog is just like Facebook... the only dif. is your blog is known by like 10 people.... facebook is known by 55 mil. And really which would use more of that time you dont have to waste?
A. Your blog
B. facebook
seems like your blog would take a lot more time if you ask me

Anonymous said...

you're a smart person